Quote of the Day

My co-worker and friend Tasha shared this today and it made me laugh. Enjoy!

"Finding the right guy is like going to a pumpkin patch; they can all look good from far away."

~ Kaitlyn Roth

It was recently said...

"Hello cows!" -Allie, said after about 30 minutes of silence.

"We're not talking about positions here!" -Valorie

"What?!?! ...the crrrap?!?!" -Another Allie-ism

"Don't wait. You gotta life to live." -Bracken

"When it comes to Provo, it's not the sexual tension. It's sexual frustration. It's so thick I can swim in it!" -Moose

"Please don't ask to kiss me. Just do it!" -Noelle

"Don't make someone a priority in your life when you are merely an option in theirs." -Allie

"Hey, they weren't my fireworks. I just set them afire!" -Brent

"Megasis!" -Jeffrey

"Ooo la la!" -Jared

"Maaa!" -Dane (2), when seeing a picture of himself.

Quote of the Day

Val: "Wow! I was squozed!"